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The following ads are from a press campaign run by the Church of Singapore . By all accounts , the campaign was a roaring success.
Enjoy..
- Don’t drink and drive, you’re not quite ready to meet me yet. -God
- Could you imagine the price of air it it were brought to you by another supplier? -God
- What do I have to do to get your attention? Take out an ad in the paper? -God
- Earthlings, don’t treat me like an alien. -God
- If you miss the sunrise I made for you today, never mind. I’ll make you another one tomorrow. -God
- How can you possibly be a self-made man? I specifically recall creating you. -God
- If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece in the mirror. -God
- Don’t forget your umbrella, I might water the plants for you today. -God
- Let’s meet at my place Sunday before the game. -God
- C’mon over and bring the kids. -God
- What part of “Thou Shalt Not..” didn’t you understand? -God
- We need to talk. -God
- Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. -God
- Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
- That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing…I meant it. -God
- I love you and you and you and you and you and.. -God
- Will the road you’re on get you to my place? -God
- Follow me. -God
- Big bang theory, you’ve got to be kidding. -God
- My way is the highway. Need directions? -God
- You think it’s hot here? -God
- Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
- Do you have any idea where you’re going? -God
- Don’t make me come down there. -God